Was listening to someone from Algeria who mentioned they often have issues with lizards finding their way in homes. And I was like “at that point it sounds more like a free pet than vermin.”
Also, what do you do when this happens?
Was listening to someone from Algeria who mentioned they often have issues with lizards finding their way in homes. And I was like “at that point it sounds more like a free pet than vermin.”
Also, what do you do when this happens?
Wasn’t home, my young friend across the street was house sitting.
Had just seen mom for the last time, dying of COVID in assisted living. Had just seen my nephew who had clearly become paranoid schizo/delusional.
Dude calls, totally deadpan:
“There’s a bear in the house.”
“A black bear?! (LMAO) This is the best news I’ve had all day. Where are you?”
“In the camping room.”
“OK, your favorite gun is in there. Put a 410 shell in it and wait; he’ll go away.”
Kid called his mom, who freaked and called 911. 7 cops cars come rolling up, sirens and lights blasting, while the bear was chilling on the porch. LOL, he knocked my fence flat running away, never seen again.