Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).
Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
Portal!
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
answer
Stardew Valley
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Could be any Elder Scrolls game, tbh.
Nah, too specific. It’s Morrowind.
I Nerevar would have guessed.
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I’m guessing Factorio.
I feel like this is well described lmao
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
A chip is implanted in a potato and you have to find your way out of an underground installation.
Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it’s more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.
99
Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.
You kill and torture people with a blunt stick and blame it all on Ranrok.
Oh, and apparently painless, instant kills are much less moral than turning people into explosive barrels and hurling them at your enemies.
A russian dude with schizophrenia is stuck in the subway
