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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

I am about to board a flight. What sequence of events would occur if (by chance) for no apparent reason a window got completely smashed out?

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I am about to board a flight. What sequence of events would occur if (by chance) for no apparent reason a window got completely smashed out?

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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

DISCLAIMER – I am not planning on smashing the window on an airplane.

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That’s what someone who plans on smashing the window on a plane would say.

I disagree, respectfully.

If I were planning on smashing the window on a plane, then I would say:

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(drums rolling)

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Nothing at all.
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  Stupid sexy Flanders.

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