For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Considering the context of the thread, it’s 100% radioactive yellow hot dog mustard.
You know the shitty stuff that pretends to be Frenches on the off chance that nobody notices how bad it is because Frenches is just that bad.