Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months agoI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.message-squaremessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down17
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up40·5 months agoThe biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find. He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.
minus-squareSkua@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 months agoFor the entire duration, he can’t work out what it actually is because it’s such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 months agoAnd instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)
The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.
He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.
For the entire duration, he can’t work out what it actually is because it’s such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind
And instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)
Latex fist.