Do not drink the battery juice

LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months ago

macniel@feddit.org · 5 months ago

but, it has electrolytes?!

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · edit-2 5 months ago

Batteries got what humans crave!

qaz@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

It’s the one and only true energy drink

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Wait its lithium

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 5 months ago

Was this an actual quote from Scott’s tots?

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

As we live and breath

I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org · 5 months ago

It’s what plants crave!

cmhickman358@thelemmy.club · 5 months ago

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · edit-2 5 months ago

How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?

Edit: call it MotörOil

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

You can’t tell me what to do.

Altima NEO@lemmy.zip · edit-2 5 months ago

Fine, I don’t want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.

BRB

Edit

Owwie oof my bones

Mechanize@feddit.it · 5 months ago

It says it can lead to health issues… Not that it will… soooo…

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it’s at.

Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

It’s got what rave baes crave

Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months ago

GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!

Diplomjodler@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

The fun police are at it again!

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

If we’re not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

This stuff is bangin

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

DON’T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!

BearGun@ttrpg.network · 5 months ago

But… just a little? As a treat?

LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months ago

No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

“Big juice doesn’t want you to know this simple trick”

frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.