Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • dystop@lemmy.worldEnglish
    34·
    2 years ago

    Dude the submersible’s gone, there isn’t gonna be another trip down there. Get your $250,000 back and do something meaningful with your life.

    • eyy@lemm.eeEnglish
      11·
      2 years ago

      You nearly made me spit out the water in my mouth. Thanks.

    • B20bob@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      2 years ago

      Bro, I’ve been trying to figure out why this poor guy would possibly need to meet these requirements… I think you nailed it on the head. lmao well played OP.