Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • techtask@kbin.social
    6·
    2 years ago

    MREs. Particularly US MREs. You can eat em as much as you want and you won’t have to go for a week.

    Fear the end of the week, however

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
      11·
      2 years ago

      Especially if you don’t rehydrate them properly. That’s where the reputation comes from at least partly.

      Edit: Or so I hear.

      • sethboy66@kbin.social
        2·
        2 years ago

        What US MRE requires rehydration? Retort pouches are universally used to carry wet rations, I thought the only hydration needed was for drink mixes like instant coffee and drink mixes.

        • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
          1·
          2 years ago

          I’m actually just repeating what I’ve heard. I’ll add a disclaimer.

          That surprises me, though. It must add a lot of weight. The Canadian ones have dehydrated or partly dehydrated components.