Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
Space billionaires would be much more fun than guillotine billionaires
A log splitter will work just as well.
Start at the crotch.
Narrator: They don’t.
I mean, if they’re already going to space voluntarily, wouldn’t that solve the billionaire problem?
Except they won’t go today or tomorrow. They’ll stay here to finish the job of destroying our planet, then go.
And take all things valuable with them.
