illumrial@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoUnfortunately based on true eventslemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1636arrow-down19
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoJust put a butt plug in, you’ll be fine.
minus-squarepyrflie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 year agoSo you want to make the problem twice as bad? It’s already a rectum destroyer. Delay only increases the size. This is an event that shatters porcelain with both weight and volume. An Augur is the solution after the fact.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoUse an extra large one or two in a pinch.
minus-squarepyrflie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoLike trying to block an avalanche with a pebble. Just provides a little grit.
Just put a butt plug in, you’ll be fine.
So you want to make the problem twice as bad? It’s already a rectum destroyer.
Delay only increases the size.
This is an event that shatters porcelain with both weight and volume.
An Augur is the solution after the fact.
Use an extra large one or two in a pinch.
Like trying to block an avalanche with a pebble. Just provides a little grit.