how much is too much? i caught myself on day 14 the other day…
and then this other time i wanted a change, so went to the competitor of my normal pizza, PJ… i walk in the door and the person behind the counter says ‘dont you normally go to ceazars??’. ‘yes maam’.
i got called out the one time i didnt go to my main joint because she worked at both
I used to make all kinds of pizzas, different doughs, toppings, order pizzas from several places… then stopped. A couple months later, they called me from one of them:
They: “You’re one of our best customers, but we’ve noticed you stopped ordering, has something happened?”.
Me: “I got a heart attack”.They didn’t call again.
how much is too much?
As much as it takes to get a heart attack? 🤷
There’s no such thing as “too much pizza.”
my children agree. my wife is not pleased with my parental performance
The kids out number mom. Isn’t democracy great? :p
I moved and my friends gave me cheff knife at the housewarming party.
I was so ashamed that first thing I cut with it was frozen pizza. So the next day I had to actualy cook something.
If by any chance you have tmobile, they have a coupon for free crazy bread with purchase of pizza every week, and occasionally $3 pizza’s coupons.
And if you’re a family all on tmobile… Whooohooooo!
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I once ate half a pizza every work day for lunch for over a year. That was probably not great for me. But that job was stressful as hell and little ceasers was across the street.
this is my life… its so damn close, cheap, and believe it or not its not a bad pizza. caesars is one of the few chains that still make dough fresh in house (i wont say daily, but its not like they have storage).
with their new little automated door thingy, its so fast to get in and out. i want to shit on them, but i cannot.
I get good pizza once a month, really good pizza occasionally, and utter crap pizza maybe twice a month. Each has its own appeal. (Oh, and I LOOOOOVE a good calzone / spinach pie. That’s… related.)
i made this giordanos replica
First month of university, there was pizza in the dining hall. Had it every day for dinner for a month, sometimes twice in a day it was so delicious. At (October) Thanksgiving I was the heaviest I’ve ever been gaining 20 pounds, with visible flabbiness in my waist that wasn’t there before.
Consciously told myself to stop that entirely, and start eating vegetables. Was back to my previous weight by that Christmas.
this was actually one of the defining reasons that I chose to transfer colleges. At my old one I didn’t have a car and nothing healthy was in walking distance (I’m talking within an hour’s walk), yes it was that small of a town. All I could eat was the dining hall food which was literally just pizza, tacos, cheeseburgers, pasta, and Panda Express. So I did that for 9 months and gained an unimaginable amount of weight.
I remember one weekend I went home to visit my parents and it was a godsend to be able to eat a burrito.
And here I can’t eat pizza because all pizzas that are available here have cheese and cheese gives me a migraine 😔. This wasn’t a problem before 2020 when I started getting chronic migrains. I used to love pizza.
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