Found it dead in my dishes

  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.caEnglish
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    1 year ago

    I want one!

    Don’t worry, you already have more than one, probably hiding in the walls.

    Unless you live in a high rise building…

    • Turun@feddit.de
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      1 year ago

      They probably have two, regardless of where they live. Unless they are in a wheelchair.

      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.caEnglish
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        1 year ago

        When I lived in a concrete high-rise, I never saw any centipedes. Now that I reside in a mostly wood/drywall house, I’ve seen at least three.

        I lived in that high-rise for ~4 years, I’ve lived in this house for ~1 year.

        I do what I can to leave the centipedes alone so they can do their thing. We also have spiders, which are all considered bro’s in our home.

        • Turun@feddit.de
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          1 year ago

          It was a joke on

          …And they can detach their legs? I want one!

          The “one” can refer to both a leg, as well as a complete centipede.

          I realize the joke didn’t land at all. Oh well!