Potatoes are amazing. They grow easily in a wide variety of soil and produce food which has every nutrient we need except for a complete protein. And, they’re a vegetable, so you can tell someone you’re eating your vegetables and then go to McDonald’s for some frenchy fries
The frying is the questionable part. (Well, the french part too but…)
Still vegetables! Everyone knows that a nice dinner at a Chinese buffet is healthy if you eat a few green beans lmao
A succulent Chinese meal?!?
Don’t worry, the french part is not literal.
They really are a miracle food. And they make every dish better.
I mean, in fairness, “vegetable” isn’t a scientific term at all, so whether potatoes are vegetables (or tubers, or roots, or something else) is totally up for debate.
But they’re a hell of a lot more of a vegetable than pizza is!
I’ve always used the definition of a vegetable being an integral part of a plant, like a root, rather than a fruiting seed pod evolved to be consumed by animals
wdym a ‘complete protein’
There are several essential amino acids we need to survive but don’t produce in our bodies. No plant has all of those amino acids, but every animal product does. You can get complete plant protein by consuming multiple different plants, so if a vegan has a varied diet they’re usually fine.
There are a few plants with a complete amino acid profile: quinoa, soy, amaranth or buckwheat. But as you said, a varied diet is better.
Also, animal meat maybe, but not every animal product contains a complete protein profile.
They’re only nutritious if you eat the skin. If you peel them (like McDondald’s does with their fries) then they’re just empty carbs.
That’s an urban legend, most of what you lose in the skin is fiber. The skin and the interior of the tuber both contain all your micronutrients
https://potatogoodness.com/potato-nutrition-in-skin-vs-flesh/
Cooking potatoes with skin is still somewhat more nutritious than cooking them without (unless you’re keeping the water for something else, some use it for stuff like pasta)
Totally! Fiber is good for you.
Tastier, too, IMO
Potatoes never go bad. They just start the process of turning into more potatoes.
potatoes definitely do rot and the smell is so horrific it can only be the results of failed potato genetics
Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus
The green dust is also toxic to breathe in.
I recently had the pleasure of shoveling a rotting bag of potatoes out of my pantry. Likely the worst smell I have ever witnessed, nothing compares.
Try slow cooking rancid beefribs for 3 days susevide then putting a rack in an air fryer to see if it ‘might mask the stench.’ Our neighbors were dry heaving. House smelled worse than a civil war hospital for weeks.
Also try burning the crap out of mole sauce for like 3 hours.
…exactly how stubborn are you about not throwing food out? 😄
Rotting onions compare.
Some potatoes went bad in my kitchen a few days ago, it smelled like actual human shit. Grim
It smells like a partially decomposed corpse. I don’t know what a corpse smells like, but I believe them. It’s awful.
Yea, I have a pretty bad sense of smell and that’s one of the few things I can instantly recognize. Gotta play find the squishy potato when I smell it.
The photo is terrifying.
Biblically accurate potato
“Be not
afraidhungry.”Behold the Tuberphim!
Potato… right. Anyone handy with the flamethrower?
Why? We making baked potatoes?
I’m pretty handy with the airfryer
Didn’t know they sold walking sentient fleshlight’s
That is probably the last thing you would want to use as a fleshlight.
Well, damn.
[clap clap clap] “Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.”
The cake is a lie.
When portal three 😔
Potatoes after watching “the last of us”:
Imma gonna grow
Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year’s from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.
That’s because this is pretty much their natural lifecycle. They’re native to the Andes, where cold, dry weather is kind of the norm.
Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach
Infinite food
Infinite eyes
“As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes.”
Ahhhh, potato scented hunter.
That’s why you stab them with a knife
Then you will just be assimilated
Can I resist?
You can if you want, but it’s futile.
Resistance is not futile!
Oh hi data
Get bred
It’s easy, just make sure you don’t have any soil based condiments on the side.
Your stomach contains some of the strongest acid in nature, thanks to ancestors who were scavengers. The potato has no chance
Well, even though gastric acid(mostly hydrochloric acid) in our stomach does have a relatively low pH, it is very diluted, so in practice it just kills germs and stuff and won’t obliterate everything going inside you
It’s great at breaking down meat and fat (fresh or rather past it)
W̴̙͖̫̃͌̄́ę̴͉̼͖̜͎̤̻̙͔̪̜͌̋̑͗͘ ̴͈̥̱͒͒̅̾͒̈́̏̄̒̋̃͆͐͗͆̕͝͝w̸̨̗͇̥͓͈̘̰͉̯͍̟̠̰̻̝̟̒́̆̅̄̐͗͌͋͂̌̚͠͝ͅî̵̢̧̳͓̬̗͉̪̥ļ̷̟͇̮̫͔̥̗̝̣͙̈́̑̏́͒͐́̿̏̄͗̄̑̔͐̃͒͒̒̌̀͂͋̒̚͝l̷͉̣̙̜̤̘̞̻̍̎͆͑̌́̀͗̕͠ ̶̢̺͙̱̙̘͎̬̝̼̠̙̹̜̘̦̎̎̂̉̍͜ṡ̷̛̺͎̜̖̺̭̜͇̲̺̳̾̃̏̂̅̉͗͋̃͋͘͝͠ư̷̛̘̯̖̫̙̫̘̩̬͚̠̯̲̖͋͒̉̆͐̏̿̄͐́͌̌́̚f̷̛̘͉̦̉̈́̂̄̏́̆̈̒̓̽͌̈̐̊͆̄̋̐̇̈́̕͝ͅf̵̨̛͍̞̞̭͍̻̘̲̭͖̭̟͕̥̱̫͍̱̬̗͔̟̒̆̓̿̃̀́͐̉̊͐ͅͅẻ̶̡͎̳̦̪͎̦͚̞̮͇̮̗͔̲̹̦̘̱̻̗͖̟̻͉̐̔͆̃͊͂̏͆͐͘̚ͅr̸̛̄̇̋̊̒̄̑̉̄̓̈́͛̈́̏̀̎̕͜͠ ̵̝͖̣͓͙̮̹̰͎̺̟͆̅t̶̢̠̻͎̯͉̳̞̭̍̾̾͂̿̄̐͆̆̊̀͂͑̔́̓̚̚͝͝͠ő̵̢̨͔͍͍̥̭̪̻̼̜͔̦̙̫̰͎̏̈́̕̚g̶̖̱̩̋̑̐̑͌̍́̅͌̆̋̄̑̎̏̈́̎͐̀̃̚̕͘̚͝e̸̡̨̞͚̯̻̫͓̼̗̫͕̖̙͉̝̻̜͚̲̋͋̽͋̈́̚ẗ̴̨̢̢͉͚͕̘̻̣̖̣̠͓͎̫́̀̄̊̃͗̌̋̒͜ͅh̷̥̪̦̠͖̺̮̙̙̝̠̟̤̠̯̱̞̝̬̯̆̇ë̶̫̹͇̹̫̖̭̯̤̬́̔̊̌̎͑̊͆̐͑̂̂̚͝͠͝r̵̟͕͙̘͇̺̩͔̦̬̪̮̩̳̠̜̜̲͎͛̎̇̏̔̃͠ͅ,̶̗̣͙͚̟̮͛͐̈́͛͌͆͗͂̆̆͛͌͑̅͒̀͛̀͌̊̋̇̕ ̶̡̨̧̺̦̳͉̟̹̼̞̜̣̖̜̟͎͔͎̀͒̂̅̈̏̔̊̆̀̀̚̕͜͠Ĵ̴̢͚̩̤͕̹̗͈̘͎͕͓̆͛o̸̪̲̪̞̙͍̝̯̠̓̑̃͋̎ņ̶̢̖̤͔̪̜̻̺̰͉̺͋͋̒͗͌̋̅́̍̿̐̏̈́̈́̎̆̔̂̑͊̆̕̕̕͘͜͜
I just found that mine are growing little mini potatoes even though they didn’t find any soil.
They soiled themselves.
This photo is just wild.
Never let your potato-pc run after midnight. Or this will happen.
It’s heading for the screen in the upper right to google for soil.
Potatoes revolutionized human agriculture once we discovered which parts of the plants weren’t poisonous. Unlike the human standard before that point, mostly grains, Potatoes can grow even on slopes and mildly rocky terrain.
“Ỉ̷̧̢̢̛̙̫̰̰͚͈̹͉͉̭͍̱̪̟̬̬̜̤͙̲̩̤̗̲̼̥̠͓̜́͛̆̄͛̒̓͑̈́̾̈́̊̇͒̿̈͛́̍̃̔̔̈́͋͒̒͂̂̂͛͊̒̃̎͐̒̉̃̓̽͗̒̓̽̀́͆̆̈́̓̒̒̿̃͋͆̎͊̅̍͘̚̚̚͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̵̧̢̧̡̢̧̡̨̛̛̛͔̜̺̭̟̻̻̩̬̟̭͔̙̫̼̘̪͈̼͇͎̠͇̫̩̖͚̼̠̲͖͉̭̱͎͎̼̮͔̱̟̮̺̫͈͎̠͍̝̪̗̼̪̭̤͓̈̒̄́̒͋͗̏́̔̾̄͌̃̾̓̔̀́̒̉̈̂̾͂̓̉̓̓͋̃͒̾̓͊͛̉̊͆̓͊̈́̅͂̌̏́̒̔̒̾̄̃͑̀́̋́͂̃̌̏̓͌͂̃͛͂͛͌̍̆́̈́̊̄̽̏̉̐̈̀̒̓̽̊͘̕̕̚̚̕͘̕̕͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ř̶̨̡̨̢̡̖͔͇̹̠͇̻̖̬̣̺͇̬͚̝̳̩̟̦̥͍̯̦̺̤͇̗̺̪͉̦͓͍̜͎̼̩͎̙͚͔̲̫͚̫̰̬̝̺͓̣̰̲̞̥̝͓͎̜̟̗͎͕͈̲̻͉̮̫͚͕̰͚̩͈̙͚̫̤͙̥̲̻̯̯̱̻̻̻͇̠͖̆̋̄͗͗͗̂̉̽͑̄̈́̑́͒̐͛͑̑̅̍̀̈́̄̐̒̇̓̋̽̀͂͂̎͐̀̃̆̂̅͒͑̏̓͗̽̒̎̈́͑̌́̍̆̾̈́͘̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅę̶̧̨̡̢̡̢̨̢̨̧̛̰̺̟̖͍͈̜̱͙̤̼̩̟̫̪̫̲͔̫̞̹̩͙͙͚̻͕̤͈͙̪͇̣̦̥̩̭̠͔̜̫͚͖̯͍͕͚͓̞̺͎̥͚̗̜̮̖̪͓͔̩̮̩̙̭͉̼̞̲͉̺͚͓̝͔̗̪͙̰͓͈̯̹̒͐̈̈̓̆̀͂̎̿͜͜͜ͅͅͅq̴̨̧̢̢̨̨̡̨̢̡̡̛̛͈̻̞̼̲͙̤̗͙̮̱̦͔̻̖͍̫̻̯̙̝̳̺͓̝̬͉̩̞͚̬͇̱͚͓̱̻̭̤̳̫͚̪̙͈̯̘̜̙̞̜̘͔͍̻͈̥͚̯͕͔͙̭͖͇͕̰̹̦̗̣̜̙̺̖̭̱̙͎͇͐̑͋̀̿̒͗̈́̓̍̿́̓͆̐̆̉̒̓̓̀̐̓̀̑͌̕̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅu̸̧̨̡̧̨̦̣̙͈͖̭̙̪̤̜̬̞͕̹̜͚̜͇̻̘̤̳͚̺̥͚̩͇̮̙̱̹̣̭͎̺͕̠̻̝̱̘̬̝͇̥̪̯̤̞̬̝̹̳̘̺͉͚̻̟̜̟̥̣̟̗̪̱̟̘͍̻͇̩̖̼͍͔̫̼͈͙͚̅̃̀͂̔̀̿̿̉̈́̔̉͗̒̈́͗͐̄̐͛͛̈́̊̒͊̃̍̓́̎̈̑͑͒͆̊̄̑͗̿̀̈́͆̎͌̍͗̂̾͒́̃̓̑̓̂͆͂̉̏̏͆̂̀́̈̊̿̈́͛͒̿̚̚̚͘̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅͅḭ̸̧̨̨̡̗̱̩͉̞͇̤̠͚͖̦͇̪̜̲̗͓̺̦̺̣̩̮̲̰̪̹͍̫̭̝͈͉̘͙̠̠͍̤̞̼̪̪̪̮̰̹͕͎̈̆͌́̐̎͘͜ͅr̶̡̨̡̢̨̡̛̻͔̘̭̞͕̞͉̲̤͖̘̯̺̝̠͎͕̱̮̟̲͎͙̝̮͈͕̻͕̤̋̎̒͛͛̅̒͆̈̿̐͒͐̄̆͌͑̾̑̎̏̂͑̐̿̈̈́́̔̉̈́͆̓̐̚͘͜ͅe̶̡̧̡̤͎̙͈̗͇̖̫̺͇͖̻͈̥͇̦̩̰̣̯̲̱̗̥͈̤͉̟̗̓̾̀͊͒͗͂͊͗̏͊̅̒̃͂̔̊̿̌̍͛͌̑̈́͋̈́̋́͗͛͆͛͂̎̊̽̍͑̈́̑̋̇̂̂͊͐̄͂̈́̆͗̐̎́̓̐̋͑́̈́̔̾̐̿̌́̏̇̌͑͛̊͛͋̕̚̕̕̚͘͘̕͘͝ ̶̨̨̢̛̛̻̮̪̘̣̩̬̳͔͍͔͉̜̬͚͔͚̲̱̹͖͚͍͇̬̩̱̝̤̜̙͚̼̝̦̠͍̱̜̰̣̪̯͈̟͍͕͎̹̗̗͚̗̞͎̯̼̥̭̦̲̋͐͌̉̈́͗̀̋̈́̔̃̐̄̈́̓͆̏̏̔̿̕̚͜ͅs̴̡̨̧̨̨̡̨̢̨̧̧̗̦̳̣̹͈̭̗̺̹͕̰̰̯͈͓͇̭̦̟̗̬̖̻͈̮̤̼͓̤̞͚͈͓̻̖̠̰̞͔̗̯̥̠̩̥͇̱͚͙͔̖͍̭͎̠͖̜̩͖͙͇̱͔̯̤̖̼͉̟͇̜̬͉̖͇̪̐̑͗̾͛̈͑̄̀̀̈́̍͆̽̃̃̄̐̌̎̊̌͐̓̿͌̽̑̒̑̐̀͒̃͒͌̉͌̉͐͋͆̈́̄́̉͑͒̇̀̌̃̉̎͗̈̑̐̏͌̃́̈̎̒́̈̂̔͐̅͋̀͛́̇͂̍̾̅̊̎̔͆̄̕̕̕̕̕͘̚͘͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅò̶̢̢̨̡̠͎̹̦̫̘͈̳̺͓̭̬̯͚̠̗̮̙̗͉̭͕̼̰̮̞͉͈̖̰͙̻̬̩̹̣̱̙̳̳̜̣͙͌̍̐́͆͂̆̄̑̈́͑̓͆̎̓̈́́̀͐͑̈́̇̊́̋̑̎̽̅̐̈̍̽̀͛́̅́͋̽̋͗̎̇̂̇̍̂̔̓̌̽́̑̇̌̏̑͘͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅi̴̧̛̮̭̬͕̥͔͖͊̀̂́̂͆͊̈̎̎́͊͗̆̽̽̎̈́̆̒̅̈́̎̈́̐͊̎͑̽̓͘͜͜ͅl̵̛̳͇̝̤͚̹̱̺̜̠͓̮̗̫̜̳͖͚̣̘͚̥̣̯̘̝̻͖̰̠̬͖͖͙̭̱͎̞̣͕͉͖̥̪͉̪̰̲̞̠͙͎̿͋́̅͐̏̾̿̓̈͋̓́̈́̉̓̄̐́̉̔̂̄͊̊͆̅̐̎͛̉̏͑͋̌͋̄̇́̂̐̏̇̎̕̕̚̚̕̚͜͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅ,̴̡̢̡̨̢̧̡̧̨̛̛̛̛̛͉̘̜͔̟̣̭̜̟̯̱͓͇̮̩̯̞͔͔̟̗̣̪̟͎̱͙̼̮͕̮͍͕̳̰̰̩̻̳̤̱̩̗̜̠͓̳̝̻̈̅̒̎̐̔̋͐̀̽̑͑̅͊̔̃̅̈͌̇̆̾̒͆́̍̇̍͛̂͂̂͊̒̈͆͌́̃̃͑̽̃̅̈́̉̀͛̀̄͋̃̑̀̅̈́́̌̐͑́̽̈́̈́̾̓͆̽̈͛̉͌̎̈̕̕̚͜͜͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅ ̵̡̨̧̨̡̡̢̧̜̦̣̪̭̥͈̦͓̩͕̙̗͓͉̩͔̦̟̻̳͙͈͕̘̣̪͉̘̜̰͓̼̪̙̞̯͇̜̗̜͈͙̻͕̦͓͚̱̙͉̬̞̯͈̦͇̠̬̮̭̳͕̞̠̭̭̦̞͎̰͔̻̟͓̃̅́̄̐͛͜͠͝͠J̵̛̛̛̛̰̖͖̺͉̩̣̝͓̹̗̠̈́̌͊̅͂͗̓̍̈͋̀̏̌̒̿̑̏̐̔̂̃̀̍̾̑̈́̔͌͐̐̀̉̅̈̐̔̎̊̉̾̅͋̒́̂̋͆́͛́͑̽̒͂́̇̓̾̒̈́̈̋̓͐͌̔͐̓͆̅̿̎͊̈̋̆̿̊̿̕̚̚̕͘̕͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ơ̴̧̡̨̢̡̨̲̞̘̲̟͎̰̯̣͚̺̣̰͖̪̪̤̱͖͔̙͎̼̟͆͆͆́̎͒̓͒͊̔̒́͋̓͛̓͌̎̿̍͗̑͊̍͐̐̋̋̐̊͋̇̒͐͒̃̋̓̄̔͐̀͛͊̐̀͛͐̈̾͛̈̇̈́̋͂̕͝͠ͅn̸̨̛̛̜͈̱̪͉̥͚̪̮͓̪̱̹̫̹̯͈͚͎̘͆̔̌̍̈́̃̀͆͌̃̽͂̾̓̒̀͆̄̔̈́̈͆̍͂̒̀̈́̈́̇̽̆̀̀̇͒̊̌̇̒̉̈́̐͊͌̌̅́̈́̎̐̅̋̔̈́̆͒̾̎̐͆̆́͂͌̋̈́̇̋̃̊̈́͛̊͒͑͒̿̎͗̏̆̀̊̾͊̏̉̽̚͜͝͠͠!̴̢̡̢̢̛̳̩̗͉͍͉̺̩̗͚͎̩̻̦̩̣̦̫̳͇̪̞̦̦͙̩͖̩̱͈̰̣̲̯̲̳͔̥̮̬̞͎͇̣͎͇̼̭̠̻̺͔͔̘̮̩̩͇̰̱͉͉̫̟͖̄͋̕͜ͅͅ”
This comment is taking over my liftoff UI.
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Android 18? Niice
8 actually.
Lmao I meant the keyboard
Ofc, I see you’re an oreo enjoyer 🍷
Which device btw?
Lmao I meant the keyboard
Oh! that’s Asutora-Chan.
Which device btw?
It’s an old Samsung from good ol’ 2016 days.
a5 or a7 2017?
A9 pro 2016
Why is Garfield so popular for this eldritch horror stuff?
If you really want to know and have time, there is a fascinating documetary about it. Name: What the internet did to garfield Duration: 1:19:29 https://youtu.be/O2C5R3FOWdE
sounds interesting, I put it on my list to watch after work! thanks :)
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I literally made a post that has a video with taking about it. Warning, though, it’s a long video. https://youtu.be/O2C5R3FOWdE?si=uODgeQLKx20PV-sY
Wait, that’s you? I watched the first 27 minutes so far and it’s really well made. Props!
I thought it was funny that in the beginning you say that the viewer isn’t ready for r/ImSorryJon, a sub I’ve been subbed to for years. Wondering whether you’re going to reveal anything about the sub that will make me question it hahah, we’ll see!
No, I’m not the creator. I meant hear on lemmy I made a post.
But regardless, PLEASE DONT GO LOOKING FOR r/imreallysorryjohn
It was banned 10 days ago lmao
T̶̛͇̱̻̼͍̳̜̥̘͎̊͒̈͑̋͑̏͋͑̃̌̕͝h̶̨̢̢̪̳͈̗͇͕͈̜̪͂̀̉ͅͅe̴̫̤͚͌͆̀ͅy̵̥͚̤͖̝̟̝͕͇͚̞͖͎̟̮͌͑̈́̇͆̑̎͊̅͐̌ͅ ̴̮̗̬͚̯̰͕̙͙͍̙͌̂̒̉w̷̡͙̜͍̠̖̮̲͙̜̦̬̙̮̋̐̓̂̇̇ḫ̸̢̢̢̡̛̭͉̘̜͙̪͓̰͚̭͕̐̿̈́̎̌̉̏̈̓̒̂́̕͝͝a̷̛̤͔͉̠̙̮̍͂̈̌̋͆̂t̶̹̗̫̼̠͇͎̥̝̥͉̻̜̫̺̋̑̀?̴͚̜̯́
Second warning: you may learn of horrors worse than and eldrige horror Garfield.
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As a communist that is also of Irish descent, and absolutely loves potato based dishes, I feel like this meme is specifically crafted for me.
The potato found you
The potato liberated them.
