I’m doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

Have the banned buzkashi yet?

Taliban is going to have to ban a bunch of stuff, because people who get a rush from gambling will gamble on anything.

TY! Do want.

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet: large socks. </shitpost>

Doomscrolling to my birth year, and still no jet pack.

Plunging toward oblivion while happily screaming, “10,000’ so far so good, 5,000’ so far so good…”

Librarians are pretty chill, unless you’re a loud talker hehe

Hmm, that requires Deep Thought.

“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

Ah yes, good old dependency.

You’re the real MVB