Worth it

Stupid teabaggers, they’re absolutely deranged

I wish that I was allowed to wish for more wishes and that any rules preventing the duplication of wishes were removed.

Sweep all problems under the carpet instead of trying to solve the root problem.

You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don’t worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.

Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!

Can’t spell drugs without U

I remember watching a documentary about North Korea and one of the guides was talking about how people in NK and Asia more broadly don’t necessarily want to live under the same liberal-democratic capitalist system that the west tries to impress on them.

How arrogant are we to act like we have it all figured out and that countries outside of Europe and North America are backwards shitholes?

So does most of the western world, Russia doesn’t care.

I’m gonna pirate some Nintendo games just out of spite, really.

Do you think Justin Bieber sprays his DNA all over the ladies when he’s in Paris, France?

“I want to change the world with this tech”

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“3 billion you say? The company is yours!”

The Unabomber and Pope Leo were both good at math

He says that like big budget studios are barely scraping by. Piss off. AAA games are massively profitable. What he really means is that endless growth is the most important thing for investors/shareholders and that we should all just shut up and accept it.

They could get the regular £50 from me for the game, but their greed means they’ll get £0. I’ll just pirate it (if/when it releases on PC). And I’m sure there will be a lot of people with the same mindset.

Trump should serve as a warning. Get the fascists before they get you. These far-right parties will all be looking to emulate Trump’s actions if they get a sniff of power.