Theres a pair at the zoo. So fucking cute, for a rodent of unusual size. (The zoo sign actually says that)

See the world* for free!

*Ukraine

Fast and easy to get citizenship!

Poorly maintained nukes, that make me feel better, thanks

Wut.

McMurdo got a new slushie machine

About those nukes…

Digital vigilante? Target health insurance / medical billing companies plz.

Piss on the front door of the jail? idk

Any suggestion of a weapon makes the robbery charge “aggrevated”

Bacteria poop is your enemy, not the bacteria itself.

Not for nuthin, some of us actually use a flamethrower for the weeds

Yup

I agree.

HOWEVER…

lol its funnier in context

Professional racing driver Dick Trickle would like a word with you

Weird

40 days without drinking water is impossible.

Much doubt.

Please start go back to saying the n-word out loud