Not a veteran, but… During the 90s, while still in primary school, a friend of mine bought a Chip magazine with a CD attached and instructions inside the magazine how to install a mysterious thing called “Linux” from said CD. It was supposed to be something like Windows 95, but new, better and it had a Penguin on it, so we decided to try it.

We followed magazine’s installation guide to the letter (or at least we thought so) until the installation stuck at error saying KERNEL PANIC!!! and wouldn’t let us finish. We didn’t understand English much back then, but we found the panicking kernel hilarious. Anyway, we figured it’s been enough h4Ck!nG for that day and got back to playing Diablo 1.

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Take it to a vet.

A soap opera thanks to which Germany can avoid actual reparations and Tusk can announce “success” to his voters.

Coffee because tea doesn’t contain caffeine… I think I only drink tea when I’m sick and I add a ton of honey and lemon juice so it doesn’t even tastes like tea anymore.

Great website.

True Neutral

It doesn’t necessarily have to be ‘work’, people used to make websites out of passion. Now everyone wants to monetize everything.

A small child nicked my keys and dropped them somewhere in a large field. A detector was cheaper than a new electronic key for my car.

That is hilarious and quite interesting!

And that stopped you from buying?

Why would anyone pay for viewing a website?

There sure are a lot of “Google enshittifies Google” articles lately.

They are trying to keep up with Microsoft.

But do they find it tasty?

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You’re asking people who don’t care, who don’t use the internet the same way we do, to suddenly care enough to take manual action outside of their knowledgebase amd comfort zone

If they don’t care about ads then they won’t care if those ads are private or not.

When everyone start using adblockers then it will go away and companies will have to come with new business models. I have been using adblockers since the first adblock was released and I don’t see ads so it’s up to the people. Better invest in/support ways to block ads.

donair can easily run you 18 francs and a real meal will cost you 100+.

What the fuck…??? 😲

That is hilarious but too much effort. A simple ‘Fuck off’ should suffice.

This is mostly because people are dumbasses

Yes, they went on life-threatening journey because “god”.