HEADSHOT
HEADSHOT- DOUBLEKILL
MULTIKILL
ULTRA KILL
…MMMMMMM MONSTER KILLL LLLLLL
HEADSHOT
HEADSHOT- DOUBLEKILL
MULTIKILL
ULTRA KILL
…MMMMMMM MONSTER KILLL LLLLLL
like jurassic park, life finds a way
Comouter scientists are now able to change gender as an evolutionary response to the lack of women in STEM fields
the socks are not mandatory, they are just given out in case anyone is chosen to be the new cutest girl in the office
i will warn you that if you ever start saying “mrrrp…nya :3” even as a joke, it WILL trigger the process to begin
…oh shit wait
im either joking, a liar or a time traveler
Occams Razor would suggest I’m probably not a time traveler
i must be doing something wrong because to me, duckduckgo doesnt even work as well as AskJeeves did in 2001
Thats crazy because in the timeline i came from, everyone knew Google was a monopoly 20 years ago!
Have you guys boycotted facebook for stealing your information yet? We started talking about that back in 2012.
And you all abandoned Youtube for being inconsistent with their copyright process and how they monetize creators, right? Right?
America dominates my news feeds to the point that I just assumed law enforcement was an internationally fascist agency
what is that in metric?
im astounded they were arrested
usually these news articles end with “and the police did nothing at all until a black teenager was spotted holding a churro and shot into a fine mist by 30 officers on scene”
is your house just an oven and a light switch?
every netsec admin i know lives like that and is DISGUSTED at how many “smart” appliances i have
If a product says “AI” on it, and its not talking about NPCs in a videogame, i assume the product is shitty and took 30x the energy to produce than a human-made product of the same quality
this was only 2 years ago, right? like maybe last summer or the one before
ooh a delicious Poe’s Law moment
are you an idiot or hilarious?
ah but the not knowing is the fun part
edit: okay i didnt read the room, my bad. Im coming from reddit and Instagram, so im used to dealing with redditors and whoever Instagram is for. im new, I’ll adjust
just an endless march of black presidents at this point. how many have we had now? one? outrageous
the words of someone DESPERATE to find a way to call libs racist
exactly
i got married last year
im literally a level 1 husband.
Im a level 32 human but only a level 6 Adult, really. I moved out at 22 but spent the first 3 years partying and barely making rent
I think 25 was the year i started actually trying to do a good job at life, so im still pretty new at it
Yall GOTTA stop pretending 30 is old
ive only been an adult on my own for like 5 years, relax
My plan was to steal one from a real estate company but i can try your thing
thats a lot of questions im not qualified to answer, unfortunately
I didnt get any further than blind outrage at the situation and fantasies about fist-fighting the people at fault
iirc the hospital tipped the police about the abortion
which does, in fact, make me more angry
oh i forgot the killing spree shoutouts
killing spree
rampage!
Unstoppable
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G O D L I K E