It’s a fairytale town, isn’t it? How’s a fairytale town not somebody’s fucking thing? How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody’s fucking thing, eh?

Are you wearing a meat helmet? 🪖

Someone: I wouldn’t go up there, it’s really narrow. You probably: Screw you, motherfucker!