Life as a composter
When you’re trying to find the brown note
“No, I actually think he’s a brilliant composer, I just said his music stinks”
Made my day 😂
Well thats one way to make a cacophony
It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose
“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)
Beethoven’s 5th movement
I used to work at a recording studio in the 90s. There was a telephone in the bathroom. Once I asked why and my boss said that sometimes people needed a private place to use the phone and that when John Mellencamp recorded an album there back in the 80s, he spent a lot of his down time using the bathroom phone.
It was unknown if he did so while pooping.
Me, playing the Sims when poor.
Hey! The acoustics are just better in here…
Time for a bit of a tinkle on the ivory
And for my last movement…
Genius idea if it’s a public toilet. No more need to cough to signify my occupation
Never know when you’ll have a flush of inspiration.
Clearly they do know when inspiration will hit, as it does for a lot of us.
