• shasta@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

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      9 months ago

      Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

  • Wage_slave@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    I only have one.

    What’s it like to be the Centaur of attention?

    Annnnnnd I’ve been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

  • InfiniWheel@lemmy.one
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    9 months ago

    Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

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    9 months ago

    It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

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    9 months ago

    No questions. I rode with the furries for quite awhile so I know basically everything there is to know about human-animal hybrids. And human-plant hybrids. And human-machine hybrids. Even a little about human-fungus hybrids. Crazy world of variety if you know where to look.

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      9 months ago

      You’re currently in violation of the oldest, most sacred rule of secret-sharing, and recommend you amend that per your obligation to the social contract, as a matter of principle.